Shit endured

Dont they give up? do i have to be greeted by this crap below in my inbox?!

Hello,
From: jackson_1969@sohu.com
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Sent:15 August 2008 05:35:47 PM
To: jackson_1969@sohu.com

Hello, Wishing you, your family and well wishers a happy, joyfully and prosperous New Year! I hope this mail meets you well. I duly apologize if am interfering on your privacy if this request is not acceptable to you. First, I didn't come to you by chance nor by accident, I have come to you because your names has planted you in the centre of relevant in my life and my professional career as a banker at this very moment of my life. But before I go further I will like to introduce myself to you for better understanding. My name is Mr.David Jackson, Banker with a reputable bank here in Cote d’Ivoire ( Ivory Coast ) and I am contacting you in regards to a business transfer of a large sum of money from a dormant account. Though I know that a transaction of this magnitude will make any one apprehensive and worried, but I am assuring you that all will be well at the end of the day. I was the personal accounts manager to a deceased customer, a foreigner, Mr Joseph , who had an account with us here in Cote d’Ivoire ( Ivory Coast ). On July 7, 2005, series of coordinated terrorist bomb blasts hit the London Subways, resulting in the loss of more than 52 people and unfortunately my client, his wife, and their three children were among the people that died on that fateful day. Since then I have made several inquiries to your embassy to locate any of my clients extended relatives but has been unsuccessful. After several unsuccessful attempts, I decided to trace his last name over the internet, to see if I could locate any member of his family hence I contacted you. Of particular interest is this huge deposit with our bank here in my country Cote d’Ivoire in west Africa (Ivory Coast), where the deceased has an account valued at about (15 million British Pounds Sterling).They have issued me a notice to provide the next of kin or our bank will declare the account unserviceable and thereby send the funds to the bank treasury. Since I have been unsuccessful in locating the relatives for the past years, I will seek your consent to present you as the next of kin of the deceased, since you share the same last name with the deceased so that the proceeds of this account valued at (15 million British Pounds Sterling) can be paid to you and then you and I can share the money. All I require is your honest cooperation to enable us seeing this deal through. I guarantee that this will be executed under all legitimate arrangement that will protect you from any breach of the law. In your reply mail, I want you to give me your full names, address, date of birth, telephone and fax numbers. If you can handle this with me, reach me now for more details.I can be easily reaches through this email id jack1_69@yahoo.fr Thanking you for your anticipated cooperation. Sincerely, Mr.David Jackson.

My nephew went off the rails 3yrs ago when my mother died. I guess we all went off thr rails in different ways. he was only 13 at the time i think. he got involved with bad boys and started smking weed and good knows what else. He lives abroad so i don't see him a lot. I got a message from a cousin today saying i should ring as he is really ill. I got upset naturally thinking the worst. i always think the worst.

I am frustrated because he was sent to some kind of rehab, I think as soon as he started displaying withrawal symptoms, they sent him home, said he sick and he should be sent to hopsital. I dont understand, i am not getting clear communication from his mother, my sister, or my brother so im sitting here feeling miserable and unable to help. what will a phone call do? I want to see if he can get proper help and in a proper rehab, he can't just die at 16!! i couldn't bear it.

Another friend/colleague today looked very depressed. I teased him and said maybe he was having his period. he can be such a drama queen when he likes. Eventually he called me outside and explained why he was especially grumpy today. he is feeling depressed because he feels like he is wasting his life and can't decide whether to stay in London or move back to France. He had a zexual encouter last year without a condom, the fucker gave him HIV/ I think it was a big step for him to trust me and off load. he hasnt been for couselling. insists he is ok, clearly he isn't.I can offer an ear but i think he needs to talk to professionals who can offer him hope so he slows down and doesnt think he'll die soon. His depression worries me, it's simmering beneath the surface and i am afraid he might hurt himself. He is only 26!!

I insisted today that he sees someone and even offered a place i know of in west london. I have offered to go with him to a couselling centre of his choosing but made him promise to honour his commitment sometime in this coming week. I will be upset if he doesn't do it.

I think it was a little too much for me to get all the news today. I care a lot but i would rather not have heard all this. I now want to have a good cry and i'm not even a crier usually.

Thank you for lending an ear, i had to offload

I went to a birthday party on saturday, it was more like an orgy really. The birthday girl was simulating rude rude things with her boyf on an ironing board, one of the guests (a father of two with her grown kids there..in their 20s) simulated pole dancing on a broom and had us worried that he might crack a hip or two. he then tried to do the same to me and his daughter told me i'd better hide.

Other than that, the food was great, I have never seen so much alcohol:spirits, wine and beer in the entire kitchen. I stuck to a soft drink bar a shot of vodka because it is apparently a polish tradition to toast like that. Maybe they were trying to getv me drunk. However i danced to cheesey music, dirty danced a little bit and left to go home just before midnight in case i turned into a pumpkin. I did flirt a lot which was fun and was quite happy to leave those boys panting with their girlfriends or alone.

However my body hurts. I feel generally tired, my wrists hurt all the time, im not sure if it's from the keyboard or making coffee. I get cramps while im sleeping and have to elevate my legs on two or three pillows. My shoulders and back hurts. I think I need some tender loving care. I need a holiday or to go to one of those farms(or is it spa? )where i can be massaged from head to toe, get a colonic irrigation or whatever, drink lots of lemon tea and just sleep a lot. Maybe i'd feel better. As it stands now, i feel my body falling apart slowly and i am afraid it might just stop working one of these days

Had a conversation with a 58yr old friend the other day. It drifted to sexual matters and only because she said she was sexually frustrated(she cant shag hubby, he's on treatment for prostate cancer and the meds are stooping rections). Anyway, i suggested she pleasure herself or get a little vibe that stimulates the clit. She said to me "i don't mean to be funny but which bit is the clitoris? Is it the lips?".

I think my jaw nearly dropped. I had to explain to her where it was exactly(she isn't circumcised) but she still refused to look in the mirror once in a while and check whats down there.

I think her husbands cheated when they were going down on her. clearly they were missing the mark or she'd know

Am i right to be shocked?! I still can't belive she dioesnt know where it is