I just encountered a trio of screaming 12yr olds on the tube who for some reason had been able to purchase lubricants, female condoms, male condoms and were even talking about vibrattors. ok, they might have been 13yrs but no older.

It disturbed me a little bit. They were trying out the "thrill lube", thats the one thats supposed to tingle(and it does because i have tried it), fortunately they weren't trying the lube on their fannies although theykept lifitng their legs and spreading them and using the word "fanny". in the end when they got bored with the thing not tingling their palms(it ain't meant for the palms right?) they wiped their hand on the train seats. I thought i would retch!

I did give the one who screamed a lot the evil eye and her friend told her to stop screaming. It seems they are going to use those as stocking fillers although one was terrifed of her mumm finding out.

I'd like to know why a shop would sell girls under 13yrs in their school uniform sex lubricants. \

Christmas has taken a whole new meaning i think. I guess better safe than sorry for them.

On that note, enjoy the festivities/holidays next week.

Happy christmas and best wishes for the new year

i found this ittle email in my inbox. the nerve of the bitch. or bastard!:

hi
I am sonia I saw your email address today in conversation word and found you worthy to be mine as some one whom i can lay on his arms as long as love is concern, caring and teassing you all the nightlong, If you are interested in knowing more about and for me to send you some
pictures of mine please contact me
thus,,(soniadion2004@yahoo.ca)please am wainting for you with alot of kisssssssssssssss and love.

Is this for real? i dont think hotmail takes phishing or junkmail seriously. i alsomost laughed at this, then i got pissed off.
you see the xmas season is stressing me out already. I had intended to just send a few xmas cards, no presents or to totally ignorethe whole thing. I have probably spent enough to feed a small village in african right now thereby starving myself. Is it worth it? do they appreciate the gifts? there isnt a great selction out there and they are all horrendoubly overpriced. a little hand cream, a little gift set all going for 20-30 quid. who cares? will they use all this sht we buy? why am i even compelled to shop for people who dont even think about me./ whjat is wrong with me?

I hate the month of december, i hope it passes really quickly!

That's me. Three friends I havent seen in a long time emailed me a picture of them together at a little reunion recently. One had a kid 9months ago, another has always been on the hefty side even in school, big curves and the other was always tall with endless legs. coulda modelled really.

Miss Tall told me a while ago that someone from the past saw her and asked if she was pregnant. She was offended by the question obviously and i couldnt imagine that she'd gained so much weight that she looked pregnant.Then she sent me recent pictures from her engagement party and she looked stunningly beautiful, not a bump in sight. However, seeing the photo of the three of them today....my first insitct was when did she get pregnant?! she has a nice round belly and she was wearing skinny trousers with a fitted top and it looked to be a a sexy pregnancy belly.

I emailed back and theanked them for the photo, commenting that the curvy one looked great(which she did, I was seeing her for the first time in a dress looking girly), i commented that miss Tall still looked taller, after deleting stuff about her having to watch out. The other one has shed much of the baby weight but she'll never be as skinny as she was.

So where did i go wrong? eventually i couldnt resist and sent her a text saying she should reduce the sherperds pies (because she had said how much she bakes then and eats). of course she was offended and said she thought we had all agreed to stop discussing weight and asked what it was i was trying to say. I said apologised and said i didnt mean anything by it(which is a lie) but still said she should be careful.

Now i am feeling very very guilty. I wish i had had the self control and not done anything because it wasn't nice and it was hurtful. So i was a shitty friend and she hasnt responded and i am wondering if i should phone later.

She still looks pregnant tho...

I must be a bad blog friend for i am losing a friend every week. the good thing is i still havent worled out who left me( and i can usually spot them) so i shall not miss them too much:p.

A bit of a crises, with my being sick, B has been calling constantly wanting to know where I am and what im doing and wanting to meet for drinks and coffees. B is a friend who is strating to get rather annoying and seems slightly obsessed with me. I cant be too harsh on him coz i dont know how he might flip. he just phoned me now to ask why i didnt reply his text message and i told him i went to bed early, im still trying to recover from whatever the hell i've got. I had to cut him off pretty fast but it's really draining.

Interesting thing: ive taken some pictures of my tits with my new camera phone, out of boredom more than anything(ive never had a phone with a camera and all the other things). naturally, i showed some pics to some people(boys and girls).At work yesterday one boy said he never thought i'd be the type to take such pictures but he really loved them. his first reaction was "it can't be you!" and for the entire evening he was apparently talking about them(according to the manager) who also seemed befuddled. they are tasteful pictures and the one they saw i have turned into my wallpaper but the nipples dont show, so they see my upper torso and a bit of boob. The one guy who is a friend saw it by looking at my phone when i wasnt looking. sometimes people think we are dating but i would never date him(eeeooow!). He had the audacity to say " they can't be yours because gravity would have taken it's course and if they are really this good then i would have paid to look at them." he then went on about how the picture doesnt look like me and so on. My response was that unfortunately for him, he will never have the pleasure of seeing him in the flesh and that they are still as upright as he saw in the phone. I am pretty ceratin he went home and wanked after, particulalry since he hit his head against the wall trying to leave.

Anyway, i thought maybe i should put up the picture here(if im brave enuff, and hear your verdict) what do you think?