I have a white corset that a friend bought for at a charity shop with the price tag still on. why anyone would pay THAT amount for a tiny srcap of material beats me. I was reluctant to try it on but she egged me on until i relented. God those things are tight. I sucked my stomach in while she zipped it up. Fortunately I hadnt had breakfast and i was able to breath in in. The only problem was with the boobs: i thought they would escape....not that they are large or anything. i think the corset was slightly small.

I took it and threw it in my wardrobe and forgot about it. Last Wednesday, in a moment of sheer panic whilst wondering what to wear to a friend's birthday dinner, the corset fell out whill i was hurling clothes about. The only problem was what to match it with. I tried a skirt, it didnt look good as it wasnt a pencil skirt. I tried a pair of balck trousers, they werent the right fit, but i finally settled on another pair of black trousers, applied make-up quickly and got ready to go.

The dinner, at a trendy restaurant in westourne grove was at 7pm and living a mere 6mins away on a bus, i was still late considering other girls were coming form other corners of London. I had to run for the bus, which made breathing even more difficult in that contraption and it was the same as soon as I sat down to dinner. I briefly wondered if i should just unzip it and eat with my boobs on display. afterall i Had a very nice neclkalce on so that would have been enough. I tried to calm myself down so i could breath normally but it was too late.

The phots look great. The corset looks wonderful, but i am still massaging my stomach so the rest of my organs can get back to their rightful spots.

Corset are a calamity and don't belive anyone who says otherwise!