I ask this question because this morning on my Gmail mailbox I had an email from someone calle Elijah who was responding to an email supposedly from me which said "who are you?" He replied "Im the burrito maker from Oz, who are you"?

Normally this would make me laugh, but the fact that it appeared to actually have come from me made me wonder if someone had hacked into my inbox. Just a couple of weeks ago I had an email from some girl, saying "she founf my email" if I am interested I should email back. I forwarded the email to a friend who knows more about computers than I ever will and he said the girls email linked to an unsafe site. Of course he had to worry about his computer being virus infected after opening that email.

I am actually geting a bit pissed off. Gmail came in promising to keep spam out and all sorts of things and i think at the moment I average about 500 spam mail per month. Yes it goes directly to the spam folder but occasionally one about viagra slips through to my inbox. It's very frustrating.

As if that is nt enough, my camra came in with a manual in German, dutch, Italian and French. Now, i can more or less understand the instructions in Dutch but why the heck couldn't they send a manual in English? if I am buying the sodding thing in England, and I speak to English speaking people on the phone, do they really think I am going to want a manual in Swahili?>:XX

I have phoned them twice this morning. The first girl, Katie, was a thorough dimwit. Telling me to dowload the manual on their website when it doendt even work. She had no other solution and I had to put the phone down. Then the second girl, Vicki told me to go to the nikon website which was sking me all sorts of questions including the camera's serial code which i dont have. it's back in the fucking box!!

So i have sent an email, they limit you to 700words which is a real pity. I am really really fed -up with bad service. I found the manual on google, it it 157 pages and i am not printing those pages at my local internet cafe. Why should I spend the money when they can post the manual to me for 20pence? Their reason for not sending me a manual? "we just cant", said Katie in her nasaln voice. I could kick her.

I am probably ratty because i am hungry. Half a grape fruit, s few strawberries and a banana for breakfast. the mislk curdled when I tried to do the 2min porridge. That means im gonna pile on the carbs.

I am really worrried about emails. you cannot trust anything. Hotmail just blocks every second email because they are unsafe...when they aren't. What are we to do?