It's been a while since i have cooked a proper delicious meal...apart from the christmas dinner which was slave labour. I have burn marks all over my hand and arm to prove how slaved over that:p

Last night, after a rather long day I decided to brave the cold and take the walk to Portobello Rd tesco and buy a couple of items. of course that turned into lots of items that i didnt really need like low-fat yoghurt, cereal, wine, juices(not from concentrate therefore expensive for yours truly!), chicken pieces(which was what i had really intended to buy), some vegetables and a curry paste. I had had the suddenly brilliant idea of cooking a curry and saving some for my errant flatmate.

First I had to mop the kitchen floor since it was soo filthy. There was no way i could cook and eat in there.Then I had to empty the bin, download skype and msn messenger onto my computer(yes, i now don't have to run all over the place going to dodgy internet cafes thanks to an old dear) and generally get the whole place in a better condition. I usually make my own concoction when i make curries. i dont cheat by frying diced chicken and then pouring one of those sauces from the shelf in. I did use one, as an aid to what i already had. Couldn't decide whether to go Thai or Indian but i settled on the Indian jalfrezi, thereby missing the last episode of junior mastermind!Damn, the was a really cute boy with chubby cheeks who was in the final. I hope he won

It turned out wonderflly I thought. I had to chill the rose in the other fridge that surely should not have anything in it. It should be thrown out because of the state it's in(i found it like that).I took my chances though and i am still ok today.Anyway, I decided to be generous and cook a lot of rice and left my flatmate a note saying if he had the munchies when he came in he could have some of the curry. I think his cooking is slightly superior to mine, or maybe the better word would be "flambouyant" but i can carry my own you know.

He banged on my door this morning and was sooo grateful for the food. As I susspected he came in probably after midnight and had to eat something. I think usually he subsists on sandwiches at that time but he thought my curry was great. I dont have the "runs" today, he shouldnt either. I was ready for him today. you see, yesterday was the day he banged on my door and i had to let him in, wearing my skimpy night clothes, had to stretch and bend over to get the computer going so we could hook me up to his broadband etc etc. I was wearing a thong, my butt must have shown and having gained a bit of weight i wasnt happy for him to see my like that. Call it vanity or whatever but i dont care that he bats for the other side, or both sides if the stories he's told me are anything to go by. Anyway, i have seen him in his white briefs early in the morning, when i was exiting the shower and he had to hurry and empty his bladder. And to think, i had thought to walk out without my towel but grabbed it at the last minute? He would have seen my pudenda for goodness sake!

Anyway, i quite enjoyed the dinner even though it was a solo event, afterwards i had a couple of glasses of wine and berated myself for i should have been drinking water instead.

I am going to a wedding next wednesday, I need to get an outfit and look stunning. The hen party is this saturday and I have been informed I have no option but to attend. We are supposed to wear pink tops? i dont think so. I will wear anything but not a pink top unless you tell me of a place where i can get one for £3 and throw it away afterward. I havent even bought a present. These people are marrying each other again having divorced 6yrs ago and they really dont need anything in terms of house staff. I dont know what i am gonna do, will appreciate any ideas anyone might have.