It was bound to happen at some point although i'd been eyeing prince william (in my dreams) as opposed to baby Mark! Confused? so am I frankly. Add ashamed, scared and amused. In random order.

This is about 31 December2006. A girl friend invited me to her house for dinner with two of her friends. I was a bit reluctant but my other option was staying in my cell...i mean room and brooding. So i got into the spirit, showered quickly, put on some make-up and wore my very best super-lowrise jeans with a great top that showed my cleavage to the best advantage. Im not saying my bra didn't help....

Now my friend Sophie shares a house with a guy who has a polish girlfriend, whose little brother has been visiting. They were not invited to our little dinner but they kept coming into the kitchen(when the girlfriend was having a shower) and all of us realised the boyfriend was very interested in the spanish girl whom i shall call Pippa. He's lived in spain before and so he laready had an opening. The Japanese girl is married and was rather aloof although she laughed a lot when we talked.

To cut the long story short, the four of us were slightly tipsy from sharing an excellent chardonnay and a Rose. two bottle shared by four people. That's enough to give you a little buzz I think. Things were great until the boy and his sister's boyfriend came with tequila and insisted we have a shot each. We refused but our resolve wasn't to last long. so we downed the shots. They brought oout polish vodka and we had a shot each. By this time i was drinking diet coke and apple juice in large quantities but I', afraid the damage was done

We all recall taking lots of pictures(Pippa's camera is malfunctioning at the moment, don't know how so we cant see the pics) Everyone commented on how great i looked in the pics. The next thing, I was in bed with the boy. Yes, in bed, my one foot feeling cold because the shoe was off, he was battling to take my bra off. I kept asking him to kiss me!!can you believe this?? Eventually he was sucking my nipples and someone came into the room tunred the light on and off spoke a bit and left. I think it was his sister. Anyway, we continued funbling away like that and I actually had a lucid moment when i asked him if he had condoms and preached the importance of safe sex. I think back and i just shudder. Or gigglei reached down to feel him and there was nothing. Believe it or not i have very little experience with penises but the couple that i have played around with felt "normal sized". now i understand what people mean when thery talk about a REALLY tiny dick. there was absolutely nothing there and I think that probably saved me. We mustve both passed out. alcohol doesnt exactly do much, and as eager asd I appeared to me, my body was not co-operating. I was as dry as a recovering alcoholic and i still had my pants and jeans on, plus i had thrush at the time so it would have been very very ill-judged toi have a one night stand(shudder) in that condidtion.

I found out that his name is Mark and he is only 18. I thought he might be 20 but no, the boy is 18!! not to worry, as soon as I opened my eyes at 7am, after he'd snuggled close and started tio play with my hair I simply fled. Went to the bathroom, put on my shoes whilst peeing and ran downstairs to sophie's room. the first words I uttered were "where were you?, why didn't you save me? i nearly had sex with the boy!!" then i was searching for my coat when i realised I wasnt wearing a bra!Dear or dear, another trip upstairs, where i saw the very confused Boy who asked hwta happened. I said"nothing" and left it at that. I hope our paths wont cross again anytime soon. he's going back to poland to study.

Sophie, promptly vomited, looked horrified and rushed to wash the blankets. we were still trying to piece everything together yesterday. she has a massive bruice on the side of her face!

Anyway, i did much worse, called a bunch of people, told them how much i loved them. I only know this because one girl texted to say how i left a very sweet voicemessage and that she loves me too. When i checked the call register, Deciver was one of the people i rang. I would have either tolf him tio fuck off or said something soppy. I truly hope he hung up as soon as he heard my voice or that he's out of the country. i might have to be a fugitive otherwise.

All this in contrast to christmas eve, where i cooked for 11 people, firltered with the cutest guy and even had a little snog with him at the end. Why couldnt the other day have been like that? 3 friends thought the whole thing hilarious!

Welcome 2007!