Some people have the natural flair and other have to work very very hard of their techniques. I am happy to announce I am a natural and really last night i surpassed myself. Actually I shocked myself so much that i kept saying to my friend"i can't believe that thappened"!

A frind came to meet me in London bridge after work and so I decided to take her to my workplace to we could have a bite or something to drink. The last place you want to hang out at it your workplace but there is no smoking there and the other bars and pubs were just awfully smnelly. Bearing in mind what happened on thursday when I drank too much and felt queasy and smelly from the moke the next day, i wassn't about to have a repeat performance

Anyway, we got there and suddenly a guy wlaked it. medium height(for a guy), dark leather jacked, dark striped shirt and my friend and i did a double take! it was one of my colleagues. I kid you not. Z looked so suave. i mean he likes to joke and call himself george clooney but i thought he looked better. It was his day off but since he has been promoted recently(better rate than im getting i can ssure you), he had some stuff to do so he came it.

My friend and I ordered a pizza and started catching up on news.She's met some Irish guy who os really into her, she is treading carefully, hasnt dated in a while balh, blah1 I got her to send the guy a text and suggest drinks or something. Life is too short!! She thought Z was stnning, and said there was a vibe between me and Z. well we've always had a vibe. Friendship. bitching about worek, encouraging one another and just normal chat. although i had noticed he loooked rather snazzy. He came to join us, orderd his pizza and then it all started. One of the waitresses came over, they talked about how they all went out the previous night, and how he didnt pull and so on. coz i told him that just wasnt right. But then he went on about he's got a king size bed and and he leaves 30cm of space so I am welcome to crall in anytime and explore him.:p The bantering contunued withthe other girls as well and then he sudddenly turned towards me and said "would you like to explore me?", I said "what"? he spoke louder so the other could hear him, "Do you want to explore my body and enjoy it?" being a sport i said "Baby, every nook and cranny!". then he said "how do you like it? do you like everything or just the bits". I told him I like it anywhichway. The other girl jumped in and told him he'd better shave his ass, in which case we moved on to showers and baby oils and things. I have to tell you we were all steaming.

I asked him how big he was and he said he had a rolling pin. I am not quite sure how it all got to that point because before that we were just teasing him and i was telling my friend i would hook her up(she is stunning and very petite).There was just this frisson of excitement, crackling in the air. i don't think we have ever gone that far in our innocent flriting. the other girls now want me to come and visit the flat because the whole thing was so funny and entertaining.

I recall I started to preen. You know, playing with my hair, cocking my head to the side, leaning over and all sorts of thing. it just came. i bet we were all secreting pheromones. The weirdest thing is that none of us had had any alcohol. I mean my friend and I had pizza and tap water,. Z had pizza and a coke, the waitresses nothing and yet we were all trappend in this burning sexual malestrom.

Aaah, it was good whilst it lasted. I can say i perfected the art. My friend whgispered to me "you can get any guy you want, juts like that(snapping her finger when she sai"that"). I should hope so. I don't want my colleague but when he looks better than Clooney and offered his boy to me., well, well, might be hard to resist.

Otherwise, an evening of great fun. couldn't have ended on a better note.