There I was, idly chatting with my colleague during a rare lull in an otherwise eventful workplace when i noticed a man sniffing his coffee. I told my colleague that i found it odd for anyone to sniff coffee or a drink like that. I said imagine if you sniffed soup and then you had to sell it to a customer after they'd watched you smell it. fair enough, the guy was minding his own business and it was his coffee.

She then said she didn't have a problem with things being sniffed or smelled,(in a particular tone of voice) so long as it was food . At this point we both burst out laughing and I told her she had a dirty mind and she should stop trying to corrupt me. We hadn't noticed a guy who had walked in during our little exchange and heard everything. When we both looked up, he was standing there, all dark and handsome-ish, smiling

We both said hello to him, and I asked if we could help. He said "Um... I'm looking for eggs?"(in that american way where a statement sounds like a question) with just a hint of a smile playing at the corners of his mouth. I think he did it on purpose. I looked at him and replied " I have eggs, but you can't look!" deadpan. Well, two can play the game i reckoned

Anyway, we went on to talk about eggs, I didn't let him look at my eggs but he managed to get poached eggs at my recommendation. After he'd gone, it suddenly hit me how naughty i'd been and i started blushing furiously to the delight of my colleague. No more double entedre(s), at least not in the forseeable future

By the way, did anyone join in the wanker-thon yesterday? there was one protester by the name of Matthew Ball(clearly he doesnt believe in scratching his Ball(s)for pleasure , and before you ask, i wasn't there i read in the papers today. It's for C4 and i wonder how they are going to air it to the public.
cheerio