1. why do we age? why do we lie about age-ing? I met a former classmate from high school late last year. she said I still looked the same. She looked better....then she was an ugly duckling if truth be known but time had be kind to her. Did i believe her about me? nah. but atleast she recognised me immdeditely. there are people who look completely different!you look at pics from when you were 17 compare them with 27 then 37, is there a huge difference? they say it's all in the hands. Im starting to belive that. I am gonna start using hand creams. hopefully i'll still be 27 in 5 yrs time:))

2. Why do we fart? I'm sure it's some biological thing, we have to release gases etc etc but i really don't see the point of relaxing your anal muscles and letting out a hiss or a loud bang, offending yourself or others around you. couldnt god/creator/whoever had been kinder and made sure we don't so such? i really don't see the point especially when it can happen in one go when we do daily excretions. And then there is the fanny fart. now that's a joke...not. only a man could have made women in such a way that they get maximum embarassment after so-called intimate acts. Actually when you really dissect sex, it's another bodily fucntion we don't need.:p

3. Why do we have sex? yeah, yeah, procreation(in animals minus our cousins monkeys and baboons), boredom, experimentation,fun. whatever.bollocks! like everything with mankind, it's about power, ego proving a point pushing limits. see how many orgasms you can give her. see how much and how far you can contort your body. see how many kids you can cram in by the time you are 40(women). see how long you can last(men) etc. Bottom line: two sweaty bodies(maybe more in some cases), making funny noises as they come into contact, even more hysterical, sometimes strangled sounds escaping thru their mouths, all those bodily( sometimes smelly) fluids mingling, silly utterances in the heat of the moment, then it's all over. kaput. why do you need that?:)

4.Why do we go to school? education is rubbish, life is the best educator of all and since you don't come out life alive anyway, why bother with all this nonsense? most kids are more intelligent than their teachers, some teachers suffer from an inferiority complex. some kids are cruel and make false accusations about their teachers. lets do away with it. However, some people feel inadeqaute when they don't have a piece of paper with some institution's name on it. Oh, the suspicion when others use bombastic words. they think you are out to get them. they should just get a brain.:>

5.Why do we bother with religion? honestly, we wouldn't be up to our waists in shit if it weren't for religion and yet we refuse to give up that muther! praying and praying to be accepted in the next life. praying to be praised for our stupendous deeds in the next life. waiting so much for the next life the present one passes us by. We can't even come back to say whether it had been worth all the maining, raping, plundering, pretending, praying. The ego. The creator played another joke on you folks. Ditch all those scriptures and just be. the world will be a better.;)

6. Why do we judge? simply, because we can. You know that thing about people in glass houses not throwing stones? well we all live in glass houses. ideally when we throw stones the glass should shatter and slash our eyes. that way we won't see any evil. we may hear it, but we wont be able to track it down:)) :))

7.Why do we dress the way we do? I mean our own personal sense of style. Is it because someone advised you to dress like that? is it because of issues from childhood(here we go again) propelled you in that direction?I have a friend who dresses impeccably all the time. It's not as if she makes an effort or anything but she is just so impeccable. naturally i always sit on the edge of her sofas and ask permission to have a second drink. This offends her, she thinks we should be free to do whatever. but her sense of style forbids us to do so. tough

8. Why do we scream in bad situation? I was in a horrendous car crash some years ago. horrendous because the car apparently resembled a squashed coke can and i barely lived. All five of us came out alive....well one died within 24hrs. anyway, nobody screamed when it happened. like lambs to slaughter someone said. What exactly is the point of howling like that? Having said that, i once witnessed someone being beaten sensesless when i was about 10. I childishly screamed my lungs off because i thought they were going to murder the guy. they didn't but i don't think i've screamed ever since.it's disturbing:roll:

9. Why do we fear our bodies? children act naturally, feel at home in their skins, until evil adults tell them to cover up. they they think it's not ok to be naked.God help you if you take pics of your children in their natural state and your repressed neighbour sees them. Bye, bye kids, hello jail!

Heaven forbid if you are a woman and have to contend with those breadsticks called models in the magazines. I have a friend, an only child who apparently grew up in a house where everyone strutted around naked. She is 28 now and still her father can come in and wash her back for her. I think they've had dinners naked and it wasn't a problem. I have to adnmit, i cannot see how we could have strtted around like that in my household88|. I admire her parents for bringing her up so freely. ironically, she worries about her weight these days and her mother-in-law who is from angola(she is hungarian) once took off her top and fanned herself coz it was so hot. I think her huge african bosom shocked my friend, and that she could just do that in front of her. :>>. maybe the lessons from childhood weren't so good after all!

10. Why do we gossip and share so-called secrets? because it's fun. a friend called me just before midnight last night. we havent spoken for a while since i was busy with exams. he's got relationship problems. he said to me"i haven't told anyone, you are the first im telling this to". I laughed out loud. who am i going to tell i said(except blogworld?:))and what would be the point? Issues of commitment with the lady,(he's 30yrs parents are pushing for him to settle down) his other girlfriend abroad, he said "you are going to think im a dog when you hear this". he is a nice dog anyway. but it was nice to gossip about this woman he had said he wasn't into months ago, and gossip about my own issues. Laugh at each others problems and see they aren't problems. not really. It was fun!

well this was fun.:)