Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god!!!! i tired on the most exquisitely crisp white shirt-dress today. I know it's only a shirt dress but it just beckoned as soon as i entered the shop.I felt a thrill run through me and i just had to rey it on!
It had those snap buttons and when i tried it on i imagined someone just snapping it apart to get to...you get me?!
just like in the movies. ooohhh:p
anyway, it seened too tight across the boobs when i tried to button it up until i realised they had pinned it at the back. heavens knows why, it wasn't on a mannequin at the shop window
. It was down from £30 to £25. It fitted ok, but then i got paranoid and thought my thighs looked too big. I thought perhaps if it was an inch longer then it would look respectable
. perhaps if i was wearing my stilleto sandals(the ones geezer calls "fuck me shoes") then i would get an idea of how i really looked.
For sure i wouln'd have to wear knickers or a thoong
. i was wearing a thong today and it just looked wrong under the dress. My butt seemed ok, was a bit concerned about my curves. jeez, can you see how i was agonising over a stupid dress?. I ceratinly looked great. wish i had a second opinion though. so to err on the side of caution, i decided to go home, if it's still there tomorrow then i will try it on with my nice sandals and see the effect. Might try it with a different belt to the one it comes with. i haven't really been giving those dresses much attention and wondered if one had to be a complete beanpole to wear one, judging by the celebrities who have been snapped wearing different kinds in mags. But that one was nice. i will think about it. I think £25 is too much though, i mean it's not like it a huge name or anything, but then i saw one a few weeks ago at GAP for £45. I walked right along. i may be slightly mad but im not completely deranged. Are they meant to hug you a little? are they meant to be loose? someone help me
I thought it was a tad short but not too tight. i think i should start jogging. i think im getting a complex
However, if i wore it with my dazzling sunglasses and my sandals, there would be a major car pile-up at every round-about and i swear girls would be pinching their men because they are looking elsewhere. i need to breathe and think hard....
later