A few weeks ago I went into Ann summers on Oxford street, then ducked out to Harmony(as if there is anything harmonious in that place. I guess it was just one of those days when I wanted to check and see if anything new had come into the market, to see if the toys for women are still as horrendously loud as they are. And perhaps to discover the reasons why. I like the way they have all or most of the vibrating ones on a stand and you can buzz them away(on your hand or boobs if you are braver). The sales consultant that day was a very energetic young man. I had seen the "lipstick" in adverts but wanted to check it out and see if it really looked like a lipstick. The guy immediately dissuaded me from buying it. Said it was just a gimmick really.Didnt have much of a bizz although this guy seemed to be high on something. He was nice though, i quizzed him about a few things/. I like to see if they know their products and how well.

Apparently to test out how powerful or effective any one of those vibrating mechanisms is you have to put it on the tip of your nose and let it buzz away. The more effective it, the more sensitive your nose will will feel and you will automatically pull away ...like i did with most.Maybe im just sensitive.

Then there were tongues. Christ! Im sure you guys know about them but indulge me anyway. The first one was a reddish plasticky thing and it had moisture(ie saliva) so as it buzzed away on my wrist, i was rather getting a nice buzz myself. On the wrist. But it was just too strange. One would have to use that in the dark. There was another that actually looked like a real tongue. Pink, too real, very loud and the way it licked my palm....:D:D

It had three different settings. If it didnt look so real(you'd have to wonder whose tongue it was wouldnt you?) i might have been tempted into purchasing it. But they are so bloody loud these things. Does anyone know the reason why? Butt plugs didnt make that much noise. Is it a case of making women feel even more embarassed for using toys and then using really loud ones? I think someone should design toys that aren't so loud and can do the job effectively for those who use toys. Kinda like mattress. You dont want want that squeaks when you are squealing yourself do ya? It's just too weird. Deciever's old bed was like that. I almost burst out laughing one time, thinking about the noise of the bed. I guess if i was thinking about the bed noise, he cant have been doing much by the way of keeping my attention could he:b

Anyway,last night i went to the shop with milk boy to buy a bottle of coke. I had just come in consuming a huge packet of chips, he was cooking Irish stew and actually had the gall to ask if i would eat with him. I WAS EATING CHIPS AND QUITE FULL! There is being curvy and then there is looking like a beached whale if you dont take care.I have to take care. WE started talking about his bathroom routine(dont ask why) and he said he shaved everything! Huh?? I said "pardon?" he confirmed that he shaved everything. I asked if by "everything" he meant his private parts cos he hardly has hair on his face. there is nothing to shave there. Apparently he does, especially in summer but we arent in summer yet are we. I could imagine it, and I was horrified! Can males tell me why they would need to shave their pubic area? I told milkboy about a friend who says he shaves his balls, because if he had a woman who liked sucking those balls then they might taste nicer, sans the hair. No,milkyboy he shaves all plus armpits . I wonder if he does the legs Interesting. I dont know what that could do for a guy, I can imnagine the fresh air and feeling your lips and everything else as a woman.for a guy, just too weird for moi

anyway, to each their own. Juast silence those toys and give us some dignity huh?!