That's the new flatmate. sorry, i mean the boy who has taken over our lounge. He has been so eager to impress that he constsntly pays us girls compliments and insists on cooking for us.And yes, i think he is gagging for it at the moment:p Last night we had rice and chicken a-la- something. well, chicken breasts with mushrooms and some kind of sauce and to top it all off he made a salad. How healthy:p he wouldnt even dish up and so i had to do it.

I have made it clear that i dont wanna play happy families all the time. He is such a flirt and now he goes around the flat with just a muscles vest. not that he doesnt have any, but he could do with more:b

He told me he was gonna step up going to gym after i saw him doing press ups. He said it was important to be strong because he will need to lift me up when we are married and doing fun activities well i ain't getting married but it's nice to be offered.

I saw him drinking milk and asked if he was a growing boy. Well, apparently Men's health magazine recommends that men drink milk(for whatever reason) and i imagine the reason or reasons were compelling enough to get him going.A man I have gone out with several times(size nine shoes if you remember) was on the phone with him as the boy was cooking and later on he sent a text saying the closets I should let "Milk drinker" to my knickers should be by asking him to do my laundry. Milk drinker isnt bad looking and he's got those juicy looking lips but he is a boy and i prefer men at the moment. Or atleast size9 is still ahead of the race so milk drinker will not be washing my knickers or getting close to them in any way.

Well he offered to take me to wales...or was it Northern Ireland in the summer. I didnt say No he has asked for a massage after the other girl sent him to me. What, do they think i'm easy?? they have another thing coming I wonder what tantalising delights await me tonight although to be honest i would rather boils spaghetti and splatter some sauce on it.

I read in the metro today that spanking is very good for ones health. it said having your bare bottom spanked released endorphins and the like. It was stuff on how sex cures colds, depression, slows ageing and all that jazz. So get some nookie in, if you cant get orgasmic pleasure by being spanked what is the world coming to I ask you!

I was running late for work today. didnt really care but a couple of women nearly reduced me to tears. THey need a thorough spanking as far as Im concerbned. WEll, the last woman, after her daughter's aggro behavour was quite pleasant in the end. the daughter even kissed me good bye, after offering me coffee and three sugra coated doughnuts. For heaven's sake i was on the sacle today and the 3kg i gained late last year still endures. I declined them and she went on a guilt trip, teling me how her mom wont eat them coz she diabetic. So should i now get diabetis?? I gobbled down two and that was my limit. Next week i might be on a hot date with Mr Size9 and f things progress well... i cant worry too much about the doughts. but i hate those things and will not accept them in the future, i dont know how ungrateful i might seem.

My hair is a mess and i have resorted to going around in a hat. It's a friend's fault(never trust a friend to fix your hair. they will fuck it up but hopefully i can get it dorted by the end of the week. no wonder disabled men are kidnapping me.

I have to admit, the Nigerian stalker has cooled off a bit, R is a bit pissed of with me. he whined that we hadnt seen each other in a month and we got cut off coz i was on the tube. WE arent girl-friend /boyfriend. we have gone out a few times and i have always declined going back to his. Needs lessons in Phinebooty's kissing class...

Will try an early night tonight. I woke up at 2am this morning dreaming of my mother and her sisters(these are all dead people). I could even hear voices and had to swicth the lights on coz i was soo scared. I must be going mental

well this too shall pass...i hope