Well if it's a womanb, God I mean and she is stunningly beautiful and we are all shaped/built/ whatever in her image, then it stands to reason that females would recognise one another right? wrong!!

I went to south london today, i popped into a McD for the loo(I was about to burst and it;s dangerous to do that to your bladder), anyway, a woman came in, looked at me and asked me "if it was the ladies!!"

Well possibility number one is that she might have been confused by the picture of a skirted woman on the door as opposed to the guy in trousers on the door next door and wanted to double check.

Or, the picture was fine but she saw me and wondered if she made a mistake. Actually i think we were kinda similar looking so i will go for option one being the probability

And i am commending myself for keeping our dirty city clean. I could not for the love of whatever find a bin and so took a round trip with a can of coke, dozed off on the bus, still held on to it and eventually found a bin. i could've thrown it to the pavement.

One of my clients is stressing me big time, no actually the whole day was just stressful. is it a wonder women ask ohters if they are in the right toilet? and what woman doesnt fluch her stnking yellow piss??? I mean urine? Gosh it was horrendous, i had tto run out of that stall but the problem is you have tio look first everythime and see if..well see if you can lean down and relieve your baldder. I ceased sitting down a long time ago. Call it paranoia but if you had seen what i have seen in my life you would understand#

I need to get back to doing my dissertation. what a slacker i am? i have to remember i paid a lot and it will pay off in the long run

R wants to press me for a date on sunday. but he says"lunch onwards?" that scares me. i think its time we had the "talk". shit i dread those. I havent responded to the text today. aaarghhhh.

Im starving so am gonna run off and eat sprouts, carrots and soup. my dient. lets hope im in tip top shape soon!
later